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by Jürgen Anders


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The Complete Credits Segments of the Shades of Grey Project


(last update 22.09.2005)



The First Scroll - Prologue - Shades of Grey




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Enough dialogue was spoken

during the production of this

short scroll



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just in case you ask »I want to see it in the movies exactly like it was written in the scrolls...«

(in order of appearance)


foreign pilot ... Reneé O'Connor

local pilot ...

control tower signalman ...

demolition platoon in the village ...

angry woman in the woods ... Lucy Lawless

her mother ... Darien Takle

her son ...

villagers in the woods ... the Amazons of Hooves and Harlots, and Hercules and the Amazon Women

man with helmet and gun on safe ... Ted Raimi




The characters, locations, contexts, and stories

of this scroll

are entirely fictional.


The experiences they had to face are not.




Special Guest Credits

go out to...


all those who made a noise become the sound of freedom


Jeanette Atwood, for a dandylion

several tens of thousand migrant birds, for a freezing cold foggy night with the Valkyries

Jethro Tull, for the living horsemen's cry On A Cold Wind to Valhalla

Formula One, for delaying Xena, unlike the bard's pen

Douglas Adams, for the Kakapo not properly introduced by evolution

Bernard Baruch, for two tones on America

Brian Hanrahan, for counting



And I say thank you for the music, to everyone from ABBA to Zappa, for giving it to me...


What's Still Unwritten... (Song of Illusia)/Little Ditties/Into the Chandra/Joxer The Mighty/Prepping Gabby, The Bitter Suite; Joseph LoDuca, Pamela Phillips Oland, Dennis Spiegel, Steven L. Sears, Chris Manheim; Xena: Warrior Princess - The Bitter Suite, #3, Varèse Sarabande VSD-5918

Brothers in Arms, Dire Straits; Mark Knopfler; money for nothing, #12, Vertigo 836 419-2

The Gates Of Delirium, Yes; Anderson, Howe, Moraz, Squire and White; Relayer, #1, Atlantic 7567-82664-2


Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull Ian Anderson; Heavy Horses, #8, Chrysalis CDP 32 1175 2

Cold Wind To Valhalla, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Minstrel In The Gallery, #2, Chrysalis CDP 32 1082 2

Thank You For The Music, ABBA; Benny Andersson/Björn Ulvaeus; The Definitive Collection, #16, Polar/Universal 017 445-9


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all stories, elements, designs, and other products of creativity not previously copyrighted or otherwise documented

(c) J.A. 1998-2004,2006

v.1.0.0.3.



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The Second Scroll - Black Feather on White Wings




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The Amazon rain forest

was not harmed by extracting an unsustainably

high volume of Songs From The Wood

during the production of this scroll



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just in case you ask, »I want to see it in the movies exactly like it was written in the scrolls...«

(in order of appearance)


Joan Fredrickx ... Reneé O'Connor

David 'Dave' Ferris (RRFCW Cdr) ... Kevin Sorbo

Zalman ... Robert Trebor

UNEAFOR approach controller ...

goalie ...

scorer ...

referee supervisor ...

goalie's father ...

soldier from the subcontinent ...

soldier from central Africa ...

the dis (aid agency distribution manager) ... Stephen Ure

Loaders ... the Pirates of Destiny

John (base chief security officer) ... Dale A. Dye

Anton Leitner (stranger with a funny moustache) ... Bruce Campbell

Alice 'Sarge' Jefferson ... Alison Wall

Angus (singing frog inside the watering-can) ...

Zaria Czerni ... Lucy Lawless

villagers ... the Amazons of Hooves and Harlots, and Hercules and the Amazon Women

Sergei Kleinman ... Ted Raimi

Karina Nisoshalenya (Zaria's mother) ... Darien Takle

Melinda ...

Ganimete 'Gani' Avgusta Mátyása / Ewa (mother of three) ... Adrienne Wilkinson

Gani/Ewa's oldest ...

Gani/Ewa's daughter ...

Gani/Ewa's boy marvelling at chocolate bar ...

'Pszczolka' Maia Shlavintzsky ... Danielle Cormack

Tatiana Yeibner ... Cory Everson

Teres Plicka ... Eva Pflug

Andreas 'Andy' 'Quebec Zulu' Drygalski ... Renato Bartolomei

tax collector #1 - the Breshnev type ...

tax collector #2 - the retired boxer ...

tax collector #3 - guard thug ...

tax collector #4 - upstairs thug ...

Sherija Shtshrbjsky (woman with head wound) ... Tsianina Joelson

schoolyard bully with butterfly knife ...

girl hostage passing out ...

Lynx gunner ...

Lynx co-pilot ...

Lynx pilot ...

Frederick Wilbury ... Lee Majors

APC radio operator ...

Lieutenant Harriet Hopewell (APC cdr.) ... Rebecca Hobbs

Orm 'the silent Scandinavian' Rømer ... Stephen Lovatt

witness soldier # 1 ...

witness soldier # 2 ...

witness soldier # 3 ...

witness soldier # 4 ...

witness soldier # 5 ...

witness soldier # 6 ...

witness soldier # 7 ...

witness soldier # 8 ...

Pentti Salolainen ... Robert Tapert

Stipo (local interpreter) ... Ian Hughes

nurse ...

electronics store shop assistant ... Rebekah Mercer

Catherine Wyler (reporter on air base TV) ... Alexandra Tydings

Hans I. Glueck (other pilot on rotation) ...

Omar Yates (cameraman) ... Mfundo Morrison

Carl (aircraft maintenance) ...

Karl-Heinz 'Keinz' Neumayer (QZ Co) ... Dean O'Gorman

Zagorelia Jankovic (broom-stopping Joan) ... Jodie Dorday

Lampkin ...

Hartley ...

Colpitts ...

Sgt Clapp ... Scott Glenn

Josephson ...

Gunn ...

Read ...

Guenard ...

Esaki ... Anthony Wong

Ripley ...

Zvjesda 'Dica' ... Amber Benson

his masters voice, the Rambo 3½ boy ...

tank #1 cdr ...

tank #1 driver ...

tank #2 driver ...

old highwayman #1 ...

old highwayman #2 ...

old highwayman #3 ...

old highwayman #4 ...

4W.D. platoon cdr ...

4W.D. driver stopping to pee ...

1st 4W.D. driver ...

2nd 4W.D. gunner ...

2nd 4W.D. driver ...

3rd 4W.D. driver ...

3rd 4W.D. gunner ...

1st 4W.D. gunner ...

4th 4W.D. gunner ...

4th 4W.D. driver ...

4th 4W.D. passenger ...

warlord ... Craig Hall

priest with truck ... Sandy Winton

soldier in barn #1 ...

soldier in barn #2 ...

Donald Spatudo ...

friendly fire, the sniper ...

mortar gunner, shoulder from front ...

girl with rimfire rifle ... Katrina Devine

escapee with pistol ...

Amazon #3 at rimfire girl's position ...

Amazon #5 at rimfire girl's position ...

bound prisoner on the ground ...

mortar gunner, shoulder from behind ...

mortar gunner, through the hand ...

mortar gunner, right through the heart ...

Shera, rape-murder victim ...

Rahel, rape-murder victim ...

Magda, rape-murder victim ...

rapist #4 ...

Avrora, fourth, and only surviving rape victim ... Catherine Boniface

henchman who shoots rapist ... David Franklin

bathroom sneaker ...

fat tree jumper ...

ferrety tree jumper ...

Harriet's newbie farm boy ... Jake Busey

Munja Voynalestnica ... Hudson Leick

Loretta Livermore ... Claire Stansfield

Barney ... Hori Ahipene

cable guy #2 ...

Rick ... Nick Moran

Saqai ... Meret Becker

shoeshined warlord negotiator #1 - drooling ... the Gurkhans #3

shoeshined warlord negotiator #2 - Shorty ... Calvin Tuteao

shoeshined warlord negotiator #3 - fat ... the Gurkhans #2

shoeshined warlord negotiator #4 - tall & skinny ... the Gurkhans #1

Jekaterina (ex-university/press club/U.N. office building caretaker) ... Barbara Auer

»exactly that outfit« Sagitta 'Gitta' Carlos, the pickpocket ... Jennifer Sky

Nigel, brash reporter in the first row ... Michael Hurst

friendly reporter in the third row ...

Rodrigo Sanchez ... Casper Van Dien

Sanchez's chum at Salolainen's office ...

Nadeshda Sanchez ... Dina Meyer

Barney's men, #1 ...

Barney's men, #2 - peeping Tom ...

suspicious plumber ...

'swing shift' Sally Rytovitz (the doctor who talks) ... Valarie Rae Miller

Mladovanites monks and priests ... the Altared States-men

the abbot ... Norman Forsey

bus conductor ...

international policeman at crossing #1 ...

international policeman at crossing #2 ...

scretary having a raincoat and a cold ...

bomb squad leader ...

bomb squad man on the mosaic #1 ...

bomb squad man on the mosaic #2 ...

mosaic image of Hydra ... by Flat Earth

mosaic image of Artemis ... Josephine Davison

mosaic image of Athena ... Paris Jefferson

mosaic image of a Centaur ... Stephan Lovatt

mosaic image of Zeus ... Anthony Quinn

mosaic image of Hera ... Meg Foster

mosaic image of blonde Amazon in an open tent ... Lucy Lawless

mosaic image of Hercules ... Kevin Sorbo

mosaic image of Iolaus ... Michael Hurst

mosaic image of King Jason ... Jeffrey Thomas

mosaic image of the king's horse ... Tilly

mosaic image of Aphrodite ... Alexandra Tydings

mosaic image of Ares ... Kevin Smith

mosaic image of Hephaistos ... Julian Garner

mosaic image of Charon ... Michael Hurst

mosaic image of Hades ... Erik Thomson

mosaic image of Persephone ... Andrea Croton

mosaic image of Demeter ... Sarah Wilson

mosaic image of Phobos ... Joel Tobeck

mosaic image of Deimos ... Joel Tobeck

mosaic image of Eris ... Meighan Desmond

mosaic image of Enyo ... Lucy Lawless

mosaic image of Roman soldier ... Stephen Lovatt

mosaic image of the soldier's wife ... Caitlin McDougall

mosaic image of their son ...

new villagers ... the Amazons of the Xenaverse

Gilbert Proctor ... Anthony Stewart Head

highrise AAA guy relieving himself at the lake in the park ... Sean Ashton-Peach

other AAA guy at highrise ... Jack Dacey

warlord on the plane ... David Ackroyd

warlord entourage ... the Gurkhanettes

Roswitha 'Mireille' ... Esther Schweins

Karenina ...

Maym (South Asian woman with log #1) ...

Rionlang 'Rio' (South Asian woman with log #2) ... Parminder Nagra

Rahni (South Asian woman with log #3) ...

Qvilh (South Asian woman with log #4) ...

man giving directions in the fifth victim's village ...

men at the fifth victim's house ...

woman at the fifth victim's house ...

children at the fifth victim's house ...

Ludmilla 'Lu' Buranov ... Sarah Michelle Gellar

Mr Magarac, general mobility dealer ... Sam Raimi

Magarac's grand-cousin ...

143$ warlord ... Matthew Chamberlain

honest widow ...

warlord aide ... Craig Parker

Ben Dover (auditor) ... Ken Hudson Campbell

Nigel's cameraman ...

MP guy ...

MP driver ...

MP backseater ...

press club barman ... Mark Allen Sheperd

ramming priest ...

missionary man ...

missionary woman ... Kathryn Morris

warlord watching TV ... Jeremy Callaghan

Patricia 'Pat' Addersforthe ... Claudia Christian

Ranjiv ...

aid agency forward station manager ...

Cheseraux (aid agency loadmaster) ...

one of Alice's men polishing the upper hatch ...

warlord representative on TV (seen in the desert) ...

news presenter (seen in the desert) ...

desert local offering camels ...

desert local asking about drinks ...

Balthisar Dnalanawdnog ... Michael Clarke Duncan

chewing-gummy loadmaster from hell ...

TV programming editor with remote ... Peter Jackson

Wilbury's old friends ...

student calling Wilbury in ...

commentator #1 ...

Wilbury's chum reacting at first to comment ...

commentator #2 ...

commentator #3 ...

American student ...

commentator #4 near set with her feet below it ...

movie buff student ...

movie buff's friend ...

Mr Kranjk ...

French student ...

Italian student ...

local spokesman #1 ...

student looking to Africa ...

local spokesman #2 ...

local spokesman #3 ...

local spokesman #4 ...

Mladovanites spokesman ... Charles Mesure

Erman (old intellectual behind glass of wine) ...

Coke secret intellectual ...

westerner with culture intellectual ...

Jerzy (painter, host) ...

Vassili (young MTV critic playwright) ...

hopeful actor ...

physics teacher ...

local journalist ...

Annie Howe (peace activist) ... Meighan Desmond

Stan Knight (State Department spokesman) ...

Ventseslas Swoboda ... Bill Johnson

man collecting explosion debris ...

young woman voicing her disgust ...

young woman vomiting outside the tent ...

air-balalaika playing student ...

girl group student encouraging a whistle; hottie #1 ... Anne Nordhaus

girl group student 14/42; hottie #2 ... Jennifer Rucker

bruised but voting young girl in battle-rags ... Michelle Trachtenberg

chemist ...

medical products salesman ...

student ambushed by the hotties ...

Henri Philippe Schmitt ... Billy Crystal

Marie Claire Schmitt ... Meg Ryan

Melissa Schmitt ... Alyson Hannigan

Christiane Merck ... Amanda Tapping

headmaster ... Uwe Ochsenknecht

Amazon parting the crowd for Joan ...

Romashka Rasnayan (Amazon making way #1) ... Sandra Bullock

Luka Angelskas (Amazon making way #2) ... Uma Thurman

Shyastka (patrol leader) ... Tanya Dignan

Alisha Piktyuk (patrol Amazon #9) ... Keira Knightley

Jeslana Marovantésová (patrol Amazon #3; lady in the skin-tight mottled green dress with leather applications, and comfortable boots) ... Jenya Lano

fat driver ...

fat passenger ...

Josip ... Marcus Blucas

J. Homer 'Scramble' Jervington IV ... James Marsters

Swoboda's friends ...

old 'bell-boy' ...

Karla with a 'K', Christiane's friend ... Annabeth Gish

Péitò (dizzy dancer) ... Mia Koning




The characters, locations, contexts, and stories

of this scroll

are entirely fictional.


The experiences they had to face are not.




Special Guest Credits

go out to...


all who C.A.R.E.d to send packets, for people, by people

Otto Robert Hauser, who did Give Them Hope


Women's Airforce Service Pilots, for excelling in the gap between Gnat and Hornet

Jack Currie, for picking a crew and four Rolls Royces

Marty Knudson, for getting along with a yoke

T.A.Heppenheimer, for a few wayward particles

Clarence L. 'Kelly' Johnson, for seeing air and aluminum clouds

Jay, for the wardrobe problem in the morning

Bruce Campbell, for groovy award-winning worksheds without words, and all the other exercising

Miss Sophie, for celebrating each year with a 90th birthday

Sappho, for meeting her suddenly

BBC World, for making sense of it all, and »Not all drug traffic is illegal« in particular

grandpa, for bricklaying a foundation

Vladimir Ilyitch Lenin and Mao Tse Dong, for the right thing in wrong lines

Waldemar Bonsels, for Maja's waywardness

Stefanie Tücking, for electrifying shows and a radio voice

Neville Duke, for a book of flying

James Sanders, for modern knighthood

the BBC, for supplying all the Decisive Weapons

Francis Ford Coppola, for the smell of victory above

Brian Hanrahan, for counting

Dave Morgan, for the fighter pilots' point of view, of mom's little boy

the East, for Sunrise, Union, Salute, Diamond, Peace, Blizzard, Star, and Dawn

Steven L. Sears, for pointing out that X is cool and Z is snoring, and Y that is so

the Russian languange, for variations on a four-letter name

Adrian Weale, for 22's basic 22

Jeanette Atwood, for a thousand more sit-ups, a number of costumes, cheerful sixpacks, a dandylion, and viewers' suggestions

Douglas Adams, for drinking a pint in a field near Innsbruck, and the Kakapo who doesn't know the form

Electronic Arts, for campaigning straight to the heart

all those who made Warriors something I could only take in ten-minute bits and pieces at a time

the Good Book Guide, for stating that »Every home, office, secretary, and boss should have one.«

a parent, for hating fluorescent light

every reporter who has ever considered a Herky-bird a worthy backdrop, be it white or dark

Tanja, for a button on the shirts, and a shopping trip

Ben R. Rich, for a promotion to Dover

Andy Ingersoll, for an Atmosphere of humility

a Renaissance of Hercules, and all that followed

the little show's intro, for becoming that of a truly great one

Block IV's inventory, for illuminating a press conference

NATO, for taking the break

Antoine Gizenga's girlfriend, for the perfection of an idea

Frank Carlucci, for spreading intellectual property

Peter Scholl-Latour, for reporting

the kiwi who already had the bra-less part, for putting up with the Amazon rain forest while in Adventures

a kiwi movie mini series actress, for a fair comic inspiration... ... ...somehow

skimpy costumes, for being there at all

Josella Playton, for going through the motions and the levels of attention

Jethro Tull, for shirtsleeving the WarChild centre stage

Ian Anderson, for my favourite song about the promise of love

Franz Schubert, for Der Tod und das Mädchen

the makers-of, for Death and the Maiden

Sigourney Weaver, for many Years of etching through plays of Living Dangerously, the Alien way

Her Majesty's Army, for the award-winning fact that not all soldiers are men

René Goscinny and Albert Uderzo, for hedging vegs against the Romans

the Karlsruhe B4, Aison, Polygnotos, Lewis, Geneva, Guglielmi, Shuvalov, Alexandre, Eretria, Munich, Barclay, Niobid, Penthesilea, and Of-The-Woolly-Satyrs Painters, for rain-forest-proof costume design

Lucy Lawless, for dressing in tone to the first real Warrior Women part, and for a little tired plate armour motivation

Bret Rudnick, for how many Amazons you can have

Paul D. Spudis, for pointing out that what was beneath a small step deserves the dignity of capitalization

Simone, for cutting-edge moves

Ranger, for kind words, too

John Keegan, for facing battle

all the grounded, for not blowing 13

Don Spatudo, for an opening bar

Richard Best, for a marvellous opportunity

Tom Clancy, for the ol' lady with the dull knife in the factory

Steve Roberts and Barclay Painter, for hunting with Atalanta

the archers of Agincourt, for a gesture of defiance

the British, for sticking to a tradition once established

Robert Hardy, for Longbow and other social and military history parts

those who did not become beasts, for killing those who did

the old man, for respecting the horses

George III, for writing on independence

Chris Carter, for going Lawless

Robert Julius Oppenheimer, for refecting the flash he made

Analog, for a piece of soap

the Xena tan, for going down the drain

Baumholder, for a thorough hygienic wash-out

Paul Verhoeven, for an all-in-one inclusive

Die Mayersche, for pinning it down

Der Augenzeuge, for telling right away how to start the game

Tex Avery, for Boo!, Sgt Pork, and Swing Shift Cinderella

Reneé O'Connor, for real bloopers campaigning

Verrath, for car wrangling

VWs, for being recycled during commercial breaks

PiRho, for raindrops

the mysterious woman who smokes a ziggy filtered twice, for telling the time

Casablanca, for the place to be

two friends, for being headed there

Billy Wilder, for speeding through the wall high on Coke

Y tours, for shoe-shine adventure tourism

der Gestalter, for a box of tubes

Peter Thorwarth, for fitting Use of A Bigger Hammer

Dick Tracy, for style and a light

Patrice Lumumba and Conor Cruise O'Brien, for the line, Mais où sont les femmes?

the warlords of those days, for leaving a fossil toothbrush to Austin Powers

a reading wearer, for communities of interest

Chris Black, for someone worth stealing

Alexander Basilevsky, for something not found on Venus

Flensburger, for cars like that

Helen Lesnick, for a relentless search

Danielle Cormack, for a heroic character line

Carsten, for driving little orange vans crazy

le shuttle, for what's silly in a name

German herbal lore, for a revelation on black pudding

Tesco, for praising bread as it should be

Kauderwelsch, for private Vietnamese joining the army reserve

t.A.T.u., for this T-shirt and that T-shirt

Amalie, for a wake-up call in the pit

the berieved of Apollo 1, for the price of progress

those who dared, for folding with a ruler

Half The People, for a hero's welcome

Bill Sweetman, for the peasant's eye perspective

the lady of Bletchley Park, for a difference of hate

The Imperial War Museum, for poster postcards

refugee food, for being handed down to the seventh generation

Melissa Good, for sowing the seeds of love

Martin Luther, for latter day reforestation

Robert Ingrim, for horse trading

John Fitzgerald Kennedy, for windward lines

Jim Jarmusch, for auto motives

Tim Sebastian, for wordswordplay

Michael Hurst, for leaving the hedgehog A Day In The Life

Don Camillo and Peppone, for slugging it out

der alte Ribbeck, for a pearless offer on the churchyard

Governor Gerry of Massachusetts, for what's in a name

two taboo stars, for turning the hourglass1 to repeat itself

Meg Ryan, for suffering Harry's emails

the museum, for being a Koenig's

Konrad Adenauer, for one vote

the Valkyries, for riding with the lioness

Walter Ulbricht, for democratic looks in control

The Fast Show, for looking big in this

peasants, for harbouring tea

John Harrison, for time well kept

Gisela Graichen, for what archaeologists do after dark

David and Peter Turnley, and Mort Rosenblum, for unforgettable Moments

Stanley Kubrick, for Peter-Sellers-lookalikes

Barnes Wallis, for the idea of precision

Paul Brickhill, for writing it down

T.H. Maiman, for coherently pointing it out

Denys Overholser, for hiding it in the incoherent ether

Pyotr Ufimtsev, for writing for hardcore nutballs, only

unser Mann in B., for turning his back on the explicitly contradicting audience in Balconia

John Simpson, for being b#####d out, not b****d out of Kurdistan

Mundstuhl, for saying how go

James Hartford, for explaining a little sharaga

Leonid Sedov, for mentioning America the Beautiful to Ernst Stuhlinger

America, for taking the cue willingly

Lysa, for all the Americans

a basket, for being thrown before a low-riding expert

George Bernard Shaw, for speaking English

Richard Nixon and William Jefferson Clinton, for ignoring the eleventh commandment

George W. Bush, for setting a few prejudices straight

alert intellectuals, for wagging the dog

the KGB, for analyzing 007 instead

Bob Geldof, John of the Apocalypse, some pilots from the 774th TCS, the men of the 314th TAW at Sewart AFB, and Michael Buerk, for Hercules and the Four Horsemen

A Fish, for being Called Wanda, not stupid

Yes Minister, for being a documentary in disguise

Helene, for the two greatest moments

Charles de Gaulle, for an encore

Georg Breuer, for a closing fantasy

Ingo Helm, Guido Knopp, and Robert Stone, for the World War that never was

Vaclav Havel, for putting up with all the full dustbins around

the neighbours of Marlboro Country, for queueing up to complain

Richard Holmes, for the puritan way

18th and 21st century English, for the pursuit of misconceptions

the Prince of Kassel, for selling a few thousand Sleepy Hollow riders

Oliver Stone, for capricorniously encouraging children to keep fit by smoking Havannas

Akira Kurosawa, for telling stories

Carl Sagan, for enlightening a Pale Blue Dot with A Candle In The Dark, and looking for others

Aktion Sorgenrind, for outgassing

the MIB, for asking to see it for the first time, again

medica mondiale e.V., for telling the other stories in the room, against the threats

the black nutter, for dilligent basketwork

Marcus Junckelmann, for testing, not trusting

Melissa Good, Lucy Lawless, and Marc Beesley, for Coming Home to coach Amazons in their own ways

Reneé O'Connor, for cutting talk show presenters' chins short

Hans Ertl, for filming battle

Michelle Trachtenberg, for exciting things to do at eighteen

Liz Friedman and Vanessa Place, for writing the best one

John Boardman, for including Big Fights in alphabetical order

Sappho, for more than was devoured by time and ignorance

Devouring Time, if only for being most kind in the very act of devouring

Mary Barnard, for borrowing the little volume of Lirici Greci

Dr. Struan Sutherland, for braver men and snaking advice

Salam Pax & friends, for the price tag and its value

the Ottawa Journal, for beating the Vanguard on a loss of thrust

Hilary J. Bader, for tool-titeling

all those near it, for recording a look at The Firing Line

Indiana Jones, for Die Hard window shots at A Bridge Too Far

Martial, for Hercules' work in Nemea's vale

Ngila Dickson, for waking Dawn

Jethro Tull, for Reasons For Waiting for the seed drill

James Earl 'Jimmy' Carter, for nobly defining evil, as in necessary evil

Mr Ledeen and Eldon C. Hall, for those fun-loving pranksters

Capricorn, for taking One face value

P. Cornelius Tacitus, for inventing Germans for the movies and popular science

New Zealand, for Warriors who are

Sue, for what's in a name

the_amazon, for WXYZing in the cuckoo's nest

Die Bahn, for three minutes, at the very least

Kelli Herd, for a $13.25 good time, and bumper sticker control

Walt Disney, for the Mouse who Ducked no adventure

Drina, for being chatty

George Gordon Noel Lord Byron, for D.I.Y. freedom

the ionosphere, for mostly refusing to be mastered

Bill Gunston, for the best ECM

Solidarnosc, for growing through the chainsaw

the Romans, for a befitting burial

Amy Zoll, for the glorious return of respect, at last, to the public arena

Shirt Sleeve Studios, for turning the table on a B-side

Syrian state TV, for a shock-and-aweing first night of a war with a live update on the local architecture

German TV translations, for the »American merchant sailor who had been helping to deliver food aid« dubbed »amerikanischer Marine«

Ben Anderson, for taking a Holiday on the Axis of honeytraps (uncut)

Eurotrip, for wrecking this one's working titles with theirs

Adam Smith, for guaranteed marketing success

Franz and Johannes, for orange oranges

Tom Clancy, for Slamming Sparrows with a Fighter Wing

T.T.H., for throwing an axtremely nice party

the inventor of double axes, for practical accessoirs

die Bundeswehr, for the right stuff in potato bags

Alan Shepard, for a nickname

Gaye Alford, for reading the cat

der Bauwagenmeister, for natural extensions

Duncan, for recieving that highest praise for unconventional theories

Nina, for two double takes

Tom Van Sant, for the full picture, open skies edit

spacenight.de, for unfurling the spinning ball

Anatoli Arzebarski, for flying the circling flag



Tom Shipley, for worker's rations, perpetual rearranging of the camp's perimeter fence, and spare parts

every Fräulein, for making the -wunder happen



last, but by far not least, to

the old man on the train out of Kaliningrad, for calling propaganda what it is, the killer of the whole last century



and to

Joseph LoDuca and Lucy Lawless, for instant traditionals



And I say thank you for the music, to everyone from ABBA to Zappa, for giving it to me...


I Can't Dance, Genesis; Tony Banks, Phil Collins, Mike Rutherford; live / the way we walk - Volume One: The Shorts, #5, Virgin GEN CD 4

Duck and Cover (Burt the Turtle), 1950s civil defense public awareness film, U.S.A.

South Side of the Sky, Yes; Jon Anderson & Chris Squire; Fragile, #4, Atlantic 7567-82667-2

Tell me where, tell me when..., Dr Strangelove soundtrack

Illusion, Uriah Heep; Hensley; Innocent Victim, #5, Castle/Bronze CLACD 210

We Didn't Start The Fire, Billy Joel

Chiquitita, ABBA; Benny Andersson/Björn Ulvaeus; The Hits 3, #8, Pickwick PWKS 507

What a difference a day makes...

Far, far away, and the call of home is loud...

Learning to Fly, Pink Floyd; Gilmour/Moore/Ezrin/Carin; A Momentary Lapse of Reason, #2, CBS CDCBS 460188 2

I Can't Get No Satisfaction, The Rolling Stones

Love Will Find A Way, Yes; Trevor Rabin; Big Generator, #B1, ATCO UK: WX70 790 522-1

Sisters Are Doin' It, Lyre, Lyre Hearts on Fire (Eurythmics); Stewart & Lennox; Xena: Warrior Princess Lyre, Lyre Hearts on Fire, #1, Varèse Sarabande VSD-6145

Owner Of A Lonely Heart, Yes; Rabin/Anderson/Squire/Horn; 90125, #1, ATCO 7567-90125-2

Whiskey In The Jar, Thin Lizzy; Traditional; (Metallica: Vertigo METED 19 566 859-2)

Sandstorm Original Mix, Darude; Ville Virtanen, Jaakko Salovaara, JS 16; Sandstorm, zeitgeist 158220-2

Dancing Queen, ABBA; B. Andersson/S. Andersson/B. Ulvaeus; The Complete Singles Collection, #1-11, Polar/Polydor 543 231-2

Summer Night City, ABBA; Benny Andersson/Björn Ulvaeus; The Definitive Collection, #17, Polar/Universal 017 445-9

Eagle, ABBA; Benny Andersson/Björn Ulvaeus; The Definitive Collection, #14, Polar/Universal 017 445-9

Budapest, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Crest of a Knave, #6, Chrysalis CDP32 1590-2

A side track list - Genesis; live / the way we walk - Volume One: The Shorts, #5, Virgin GEN CD 4

Love Reign O'er Me, The Who; Quadrophenia

Last Dance With Mary-Jane,

Never Say Die, Black Sabbath; Black Sabbath; Never Say Die!, #A1, phonogramm 9124 101 - 5018

Come Away Melinda, Uriah Heep; Helleman/Minkoff; ...very 'eavy ...very 'umble, #3, Essential/Castle ESMCD 316

Lucky Man, Emerson, Lake & Palmer

Jump On Board, take a ride...,

Daylight in your Eyes, No Angels

Power to the People,

Not Dead Yet,...

Sideshow, Barclay James Harvest; John Lees; Alone We Fly, #14, Connoisseur Collection VSOP CD 140

Bobby Brown, Frank Zappa

Those were the days,

War and Peace: Villagers, The Bitter Suite; Joseph LoDuca, Pamela Phillips Oland, Dennis Spiegel, Steven L. Sears, Chris Manheim; Xena: Warrior Princess - The Bitter Suite, #4, Varèse Sarabande VSD-5918

The Love Of Your Love, The Bitter Suite; Joseph LoDuca, Pamela Phillips Oland, Dennis Spiegel, Steven L. Sears, Chris Manheim; Xena: Warrior Princess - The Bitter Suite, #9, Varèse Sarabande VSD-5918

Thick As A Brick, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson and Gerald Bostock; Thick As A Brick, #1&2, Chrysalis CDP 32 1003 2

Burial, Xena: Warrior Princess; Lucy Lawless, Joseph LoDuca; Xena: Warrior Princess, #5, Varèse Sarabande VSD-5750

Black Sunday, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; A, #4, Chrysalis CDP32 1301 2

Protect and Survive, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; A, #5, Chrysalis CDP32 1301 2

The Secret Language Of Birds, Ian Anderson; Ian Anderson; The Secret Language of Birds, #1, Papillion/Roadrunner RR 8557-2

The Gates Of Delirium, Yes; Anderson, Howe, Moraz, Squire and White; Relayer, #1, ATL 7567-82664-2

Venus; Bananarama

Paint it Black, The Rolling Stones

....And The Mouse Police Never Sleeps, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Heavy Horses, #1, Chrysalis CDP 32 1175 2

Velvet Green, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Songs from the Wood, #6, Chrysalis CDP32 1132-2

The Wizard, Uriah Heep; Hensley/Clarke; Demons and Wizards, #1, Essential ESMCD 319

Proud Words On A Dusty Shelf, Ken Hensley; Ken Hensley; The Ken Hensley Anthology, #3, Essential ESMCD824

Young, Gifted and Black, Bob Andy & Marcia Griffiths - The Jay Boys

Minstrel in the Gallery, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Minstrel in the Gallery, #1, Chrysalis CDP32 1082-2

Something to Sing About, Once More With Feeling; Joss Whedon; Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Once More With Feeling (Space-View 6/2002 p.30-37)

we know where we going, and we don't know where we've been..., Talking Heads

Brothers in Arms, Dire Straits; Mark Knopfler; money for nothing, #12, Vertigo 836 419-2

Right through the heart...

She Came In Through The Bathroom Window, The Beatles; Lennon-McCartney; Abbey Road, #13, Apple/Parlophone CDP 7 46446 2

Manchmal mögen Frauen, Die Ärzte

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight), ABBA; Benny Andersson/Björn Ulvaeus; The Definitive Collection, #21, Polar/Universal 017 445-9

Apogee, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Under Wraps, #13, Chrysalis CDP32 1461-2

Over The Hills and Far Away, Gary Moore; Gary Moore; Wild Frontier, #1&10, 10records DIXCD 56

Who The Fuck Is Alice?

Crush, a little crush...

Smack My Bitch Up, Prodigy

Urgent, Foreigner

Good Morning Good Morning, The Beatles; John Lennon, Paul McCartney; The Beatles Anthology 2, #2-6, Apple 7243 8 34448 2 3 (Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)

Bird of Prey, Uriah Heep; Box/Byron/Newton; Salisbury, #1, Essential ESM CD 317

Leningrad Cowboys go America song

Shapes of Things, The Yardbirds; Samwell-Smith, Relf, McCarty; Greatest Hits, #1-B3, MusicDistributor F3 / 80053

Sympathy for the Devil, The Rolling Stones

Why don't we do it in the road

Carry That Weight, The Beatles; Lennon-McCartney; Abbey Road, #15, Apple/Parlophone CDP 7 46446 2

Everyone's a Winner

You can leave your hat on, Joe Cocker

The Nile Song, Pink Floyd; Waters; Relics, #9, EMI CDEMD1082

Part of the Machine, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; 20 Years Of Jethro Tull, #10, Chrysalis CDP 32 1655 2

Crossfire, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; A, #1, Chrysalis CDP32 1301 2

Que sera sera, Doris Day

Only You Can Rock Me, UFO; Way/Mogg/Michael Schenker; The Best of UFO, #2, CD GOLD 1050 - 7243 8 52967 2 7

Die Gedanken sind frei, German traditional

Peel Me a Grape, Diana Krall

Don't mess with the missionary man, Eurythmics

I hear you knocking...

Smack My Bitch Up, Prodigy (r)

Thick As A Brick, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson and Gerald Bostock; Thick As A Brick, #1&2, Chrysalis CDP 32 1003 2 (r)

freestyler

Young, Gifted and Black, Bob Andy & Marcia Griffiths - The Jay Boys (r)

Your Disco Needs You, Kylie Minogue

Wind of Change, The Scorpions

Mountain Men, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Crest of a Knave, #7, Chrysalis CDP32 1590-2

Kashmir, Led Zeppelin; Jimmy Page/Robert Plant/John Bonham; Remasters, #2-6, Atlantic 7567-80415-2

New Language, Yes; Jon Anderson, Steve Howe, Billy Sherwood, Chris Squire, Alan White and Igor Koroshev; The Ladder, #10, Eagle/beyond EAGLT088

With a Little Help From My Friends, The Beatles; Lennon&McCartney; Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Sisters Are Doin' It, Lyre, Lyre Hearts on Fire (Eurythmics); Stewart & Lennox; Xena: Warrior Princess Lyre, Lyre Hearts on Fire, #1, Varèse Sarabande VSD-6145

Proud Words On A Dusty Shelf, Ken Hensley; Ken Hensley; The Ken Hensley Anthology, #3, Essential ESMCD824 (r)

War and Peace: Villagers, The Bitter Suite; Joseph LoDuca, Pamela Phillips Oland, Dennis Spiegel, Steven L. Sears, Chris Manheim; Xena: Warrior Princess - The Bitter Suite, #4, Varèse Sarabande VSD-5918 (r)

Money Makes the World Go Round, Cabaret

The Ride of The Valkyries, Wagner

Symphony of Fate, Beethoven

Dance (While the Music Still Goes On), ABBA; Benny Andersson/Björn Ulvaeus; The Hits 3, #3, Pickwick PWKS 507

Flieger, grüß' mir die Sonne, Hans Albers

Don't let's be beastie to the hun, Noel Coward

Rock Bottom, UFO; Michael Schenker/Mogg; The Best of UFO, #7, CD GOLD 1050 - 7243 8 52967 2 7

Glede Ma Glede, Xena: Warrior Princess; Lucy Lawless, traditional/Joseph LoDuca; Xena: Warrior Princess, #12, Varèse Sarabande VSD-5750

Lap of Luxury, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Under Wraps, #1, Chrysalis CDP32 1461-2

Fortune, Ken Hensley; Ken Hensley; The Ken Hensley Anthology, #5, Essential ESMCD824

standing at a corner in Winslow, Arizona...

Bad Company, Bad Company

Acres Wild, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Heavy Horses, #2, Chrysalis CDP 32 1175 2

The Day Before You Came, ABBA; Benny Andersson/Björn Ulvaeus; The Definitive Collection, #29, Polar/Universal 017 445-9

Always Look at the Bright Side of Life, Monty Python's Flying Circus

Heavy Horses, Jethro Tull Ian Anderson; Heavy Horses, #8, Chrysalis CDP 32 1175 2

Weathercock, Jethro Tull Ian Anderson; Heavy Horses, #9, Chrysalis CDP 32 1175 2

The King has Lost His Crown, ABBA; Benny Andersson/Björn Ulvaeus; The Hits 3, #2, Pickwick PWKS 507

Jump, Van Halen

Hope On Delivery, The Travelling Wilburys

The Long And Winding Road, The Beatles; Lennon/McCartney; 1, #27, Apple 7243 5 29325 2 8

Baby, You Can Drive My Car, The Beatles; Lennon/McCartney; Rubber Soul, #1, Parlophone EMI CDP 7 46440 2

Beside Myself, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Roots To Branches, #7, Chrysalis CDCHR 6109

Good Morning Good Morning, The Beatles; John Lennon, Paul McCartney; The Beatles Anthology 2, #2-6, Apple 7243 8 34448 2 3 (Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band) (r)

WarChild, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; War Child, #1, Chrysalis CDP32 1067-2

Taboo music video by Claudia Christian, Alexandra Tydings and Claire Stansfield

...and then there were three..., Genesis; album title; Virgin Charisma CDSCD 4010

For No One, Barclay James Harvest; John Lees; Alone We Fly, #2, Connoisseur Collection VSOP CD 140

Crazy City, Barclay James Harvest; John Lees; Alone We Fly, #1, Connoisseur Collection VSOP CD 140

RockN'Roll Lady, Barclay James Harvest; John Lees; Alone We Fly, #9, Connoisseur Collection VSOP CD 140

Fifties Child, Barclay James Harvest; John Lees; Alone We Fly, #11, Connoisseur Collection VSOP CD 140

Berlin, Barclay James Harvest; John Lees; Alone We Fly, #6, Connoisseur Collection VSOP CD 140

One Slip, Pink Floyd; Gilmour/Manzanera; A Momentary Lapse of Reason, #4, CDCBS460188 2

On The Turning Away, Pink Floyd; Gilmour/Moore; A Momentary Lapse of Reason, #5, CDCBS460188 2

Running All Night (With The Lion), Uriah Heep; G. Farr/Box/Daisley/Goalby/Kerslake/Sinclair; The Collection, #6, Castle CCSCD226

Learning To Fly, Pink Floyd; Gilmour/Moore/Ezrin/Carin; A Momentary Lapse of Reason, #2, CDCBS460188 2

I can see clearly now... bright, bright sunshiny day...

Won't Get Fooled Again, The Who; Pete Townshend; Who's Next, #9, Polydor 527 760-2

Today I raise a barn...

The Kids Are Alright, The Who, BBC documentary intro

Take My Breath Away; Top Gun soundtrack

Burning Down the House, Xena: Warrior Princess; Joseph LoDuca; Xena: Warrior Princess, Volume Four, #12, Varèse Sarabande VSD-6031

Scenario, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Nightcap - My Round - The Chateaux d'Isaster Tapes,, #11, Chrysalis 7243 8 28157 2 3

America, Yes; Paul Simon; Yesterdays, #1, Atlantic 7567-82684-2

We Didn't Light The Fire, Billy Joel

The Secret Language of Birds, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; The Secret Language of Birds, #1, Papillion/Roadrunner RR 8557-2 (r)

Thick As A Brick, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson and Gerald Bostock; Thick As A Brick, #1&2, Chrysalis CDP 32 1003 2 (r)

Brothers In Arms, Dire Straits; Mark Knopfler; money for nothing, #12, Vertigo 836 419-2 (r)

Are you weird?, Weird

Venus; Bananarama (r)

Rocks On The Road, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Catfish Rising, #4, Chrysalis CDP 32 18862

I asked myself..., Sappho translated by Mary Barnard, #4, ISBN 0-520-22312-8

A Footnote To These Translations, Sappho translated by Mary Barnard, p.105 - p.104 - p.105, ISBN 0-520-22312-8

You are the herdsman of evening..., Sappho translated by Mary Barnard, #16, ISBN 0-520-22312-8

Brothers In Arms, Dire Straits; Mark Knopfler; money for nothing, #12, Vertigo 836 419-2 (r)

Behind Blue Eyes (original version), The Who; Pete Townshend; Who's Next, #16, Polydor 527 760-2

Love Reign O'er Me, The Who, Quadrophenia (r)

War and Peace, Joseph LoDuca, The Bitter Suite: A Musical Odyssey, #4, VSD-5918

Minstrel In The Gallery, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Minstrel in the Gallery, #1, Chrysalis CDP32 1082-2 (r)

Something To Sing About, Once More With Feeling; Joss Whedon; Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Once More With Feeling (Space-View 6/2002 p.30-37) (r)

Commons Brawl, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Nightcap - Your Round - Unreleased & Rare Tracks, #11, Chrysalis 7243 8 28157 2 3

Scenario, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Nightcap - My Round - The Chateaux d'Isaster Tapes, #11, Chrysalis 7243 8 28157 2 3

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet, Bachman-Turner Overdrive; R. Bachmann; Easy Livin' Rock of the 70s, #1-3, Columbia 468864 2

Lucky Man, Emerson, Lake & Palmer

When I saw Eros..., Sappho translated by Mary Barnard, #15, ISBN 0-520-22312-8

De Origine et Situ Germanorum, P. Cornelius Tacitus, after documentary series Sturm über Europa (ZDF/phoenix)

Farm on the Freeway, Jethro Tull, Crest of a Knave, #2, Chrysalis CDP32 1590-2

The Remembering - High the Memory, Yes; Anderson-Howe, Yes; Tales From Topographic Oceans, #1-2, Atlantic 7567-82683-2

'The Ancient' - Giants Under the Sun, Yes; Anderson-Howe, Yes; Tales From Topographic Oceans, #2-1, Atlantic 7567-82683-2

Standing by my bed..., Sappho translated by Mary Barnard, #3, ISBN 0-520-22312-8

Wintertime Winds, The Doors

Peel Me A Grape, Diana Krall (r)

Cold Wind To Valhalla, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Minstrel In The Gallery, #2, Chrysalis CDP 32 1082 2

Under Your Spell, Once More With Feeling Joss Whedon; Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Once More With Feeling (Space-View 6/2002 p.30-37)

Back In The Saddle Again

Who would be free..., George Gordon Noel Lord Byron

Get Out of Town, Darien Takle; Porter; No Regrets, #8, The Rational Opera Company ROC 001

Freddy Frinton, Dinner For One

Love Will Find A Way, Yes; Trevor Rabin; Big Generator, #B1, ATCO UK: WX70 790 522-1 (r)

The Easy Road, Uriah Heep; Hensley; Wonderworld, #5, Bronze/Castle Classics CLACD 184

Hazy Shade of Winter, The Bangles; Simon/Garfunkel; Best of, #11/#3

Singing in the Rain, Fred Astaire

One Slip, Pink Floyd; Gilmour/Manzanera; A Momentary Lapse of Reason, #4, CDCBS460188 2 (r)

Running All Night (With The Lion), Uriah Heep; G. Farr/Box/Daisley/Goalby/Kerslake/Sinclair; The Collection, #6, CCSCD226 (r)

Die Another Day, Madonna

Fire At Midnight, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Songs from the Wood, #9, Chrysalis CDP 32 1132 2

Hunting Girl, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Songs from the Wood, #4, Chrysalis CDP 32 1132 2

Won't Get Fooled Again, The Who; Pete Townshend; Who's Next, #9, Polydor 527 760-2

Witch Queen of New Orleans

So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish, Douglas Adams, ISBN 0-330-28700-1

Ice Cream You Scream... (commercial soundtrack)

....And The Mouse Police Never Sleeps, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Heavy Horses, #1, Chrysalis CDP 32 1175 2 (r)

If I Had A Hammer

Let's Get Loud, Jennifer Lopez

Duck And Cover (Burt the Turtle), 1950s civil defense public awareness film, U.S.A. (r)

Etoile Noir / Eyes Of Love, Trevor Rabin; Rabin/Ezrin; affirmative: the Yes Solo family album, #13, VSOP CD 190 (from: Trevor Rabin - Can't Look Away)

solo album track announcement, Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull); Ian Anderson; j-tull Dot Com, after #14, RR 8615-2

dot com, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; j-tull Dot Com, #2, RR 8615-2

Invisible Touch (live), Genesis; Tony Banks, Phil Collins, Mike Rutherford; live / the way we walk Volume One: The Shorts, #11, Virgin GEN CD 4

Invisible Touch (3:29), Genesis; Tony Banks, Phil Collins, Mike Rutherford; Invisible Touch, #1, Virgin GEN CD 2

Invisible Touch (3:28), Genesis; Tony Banks, Phil Collins, Mike Rutherford; Turn It On Again - The Hits, Virgin GENCD8 7243 8 48416 21

I Wear My Sunglasses At Night

Ears Of Tin, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Rock Island, #3, Chrysalis CDP32 1708 2

track list, Genesis; live / the way we walk Volume One: The Shorts, Virgin GEN CD 4 (r)

Nothing Is Easy, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Stand Up, #6, Chrysalis CDP 32 1042 2

Minstrel In The Gallery, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Minstrel in the Gallery, #1, Chrysalis CDP32 1082-2 (r)

Sideshow, Barclay James Harvest; John Lees; Alone We Fly, #14, Connoisseur Collection VSOP CD 140 (r)

Fifties' Child, Barclay James Harvest; John Lees; Alone We Fly, #11, Connoisseur Collection VSOP CD 140 (r)

Summer Night City, ABBA; Benny Andersson/Björn Ulvaeus; The Definitive Collection, #17, Polar/Universal 017 445-9

Fifties' Child, Barclay James Harvest; John Lees; Alone We Fly, #11, Connoisseur Collection VSOP CD 140 (r)

Valley of the Swords, Mike Batt and Friends

Love Will Find A Way, Yes; Trevor Rabin; Big Generator, #B1, ATCO UK: WX70 790 522-1 (r)

Everybody Dance Now, Xena: Warrior Princess; Joseph LoDuca; Xena: Warrior Princess, Volume Four, #30, Varèse Sarabande VSD-6031

Roots To Branches, Jethro Tull; Ian Anderson; Roots To Branches, #1, Chrysalis, 7243 8 35418 2 9

Tara's Dance, Lyre, Lyre Hearts on Fire; Joseph LoDuca; Xena: Warrior Princess Lyre, Lyre Hearts on Fire, #15, Varèse Sarabande VSD-6145, Xena: Warrior Princess - Lyre, Lyre Hearts on Fire, #15, VSD-6145

I'm Still Standing, Elton John

Bargain, The Who; Pete Townshend; Who's Next, #2, Polydor 527 760-2

The Secret Language of Birds, Ian Anderson; Ian Anderson; The Secret Language of Birds, #1, RP 8557-2 (r)

Lap of Luxury, Jethro Tull, Under Wraps, #1, CDP32 1461-2


Sowing The Seeds Of Love, Tears For Fears; Orzabal/Smith; Sowing The Seeds Of Love, #1, fontana IDCDJ 22

Thank You For The Music, ABBA; Benny Andersson/Björn Ulvaeus; The Definitive Collection, #16, Polar/Universal 017 445-9


I kissed a girl

Für Immer, Doro


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Serengeti darf nicht sterben!

Ein Film von Michael Grzimek, der bei diesen Forschungsarbeiten tödlich verunglückte, und Bernhard Grzimek


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